They're not big, they're not clever, but they're only available here! Turn your desk-top into a mess-top, and show your pals your disgusting taste in wallpaper.

"Snot Gobbler"

Pick this one, and your rat pals
will be green with envy.


"Talk to the claw..."

Slap down your ratty rivals with
this pithy twang in the fangs.


General Rules of Claw

Top ratty-tips on how to mis-behave in impolite company.


"Puke magnet"

Sick of your old desktop?
Why not throw this one up.


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